February 2012
richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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The differences between puberty.
h0lytanline:
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
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hurricanesandshineyshines replied to your post: hurricanesandshineyshines replied to your post:…
I’m flaaattered.
Shit, we’ve had this conversation.
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hurricanesandshineyshines replied to your post: who r those four people?
Hey. Das me.
Yes, yes it is.
Anonymous asked: who r those four people?
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
gasandka11:
leavingitallbehindme:
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap gift.
Cancer –...
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
Georgia Democrats to propose limitations on... →
historicalupstart:
As members of Georgia’s House of Representatives debate whether to prohibit abortions for women more than 20 weeks pregnant, House Democrats planned to introduce their own reproductive rights plan: No more vasectomies that leave “thousands of children … deprived of birth.”
BDSM Problem #214
bdsmproblems:
Having to explain to your significant other that you really enjoy it when they choke, slap or tie you up, and having them not want to because they’re afraid of hurting you
BDSM Problem #169
bdsmproblems:
Flirting with someone that you like - wonder if they are into BDSM.
The History channel is the only channel that...
Watchanal-droog:
stuartyoung:
How i feel about people who say Swag
Kindly.
Marry me.
gottalovemel asked: Assumption: You want someone who will tie you down, mark you up, and make you beg.
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Mom, stop washing my clothes.
You do this thing where you leave the shit in the washer and the dryer. I’d switch them myself, but then I’d have to hear about how wrinkly your clothes are because you left them in the dryer.
I can wash my own clothes without leaving them in the washer so long they go sour. You obviously can’t so please do me a favor and stop trying.
Also, don’t buy me underwear when I...
I don't like when people sing around/to me.
I mean, it’s sweet, but if you sound like shit I’ll tell you.
It’s not likely that I’ll take your feelings into consideration first.
My bed smells like cigarettes.
My bed smells like cigarettes. So perfect.
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sexypantaloons answered your question: I know a kid who shot himself in the head twice and lived.
it’s just the universes way of saying ‘we’re not done with you’
That’s exactly what I said. and other than having to spend six months in the hospital with his jaw wired shut, his eyes swollen shut, eventual blindness in his left eye, and multiple brain surgeries, he’s apparently going to...
I've have so much porn liked I could run a porn...
Oh wait, I already do.
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I know a kid who shot himself in the head twice...
Am I a horrible person for finding this absolutely hilarious?
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